Bloodlines Fort: Wheelrags [TowelBoy]

Sometime bad thing happen. Sometime people is hurt. Sometime warm piece of rock become river of magma, kill 9 young ones and destroy king's prized rum stockpile. But that is all past. Magma only hurt dirty capitalist anyway.

The King come one day to prison. Long years of hard work to glorious State have been rewarded! Tears come from cheek as am able to benefit State once more. Here, take look at impressive new fortress location


The king have reward 6 other dwarf for long service; miner, mason, mechanic, carpenter, farmer, and greedy capitalist [must watch this one closely]. Have chosen name to represent powerful wagon and beautiful cloth of wonderous state; "Glorious Fortress" Wheelrags.

This place truly glorious. Is sand, obsidian, mountains, and brook.


Soon after arrival, some figuire come by to investigate. Figuires is wave from the distance, and mason go to investigate.


Silly mason, we here to work for glorious State! No time for make friend. Figuire could have been capitalist, eyeing product of State. Maybe worse.

Marvel at progress! Entrance hall near completion.

Dwarves also make sandy cavern for farm and rooms for workshop.

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Good news comrades! Farming operations is running and workshops toil for good of fortress

Cages is set for capture of sneaky capitalists. Is good timing. Today sneaky capitalist lay ambush whilst am toil for good of fortress!

Not even death stop greed of jew! Was throw gold coin and run in fortress, but bankers follow. Silly capitalists, fortress built on strength of state!

But where single capitalist is plenty, but no match for dog of State! [the C stands for Capitalist]

More greedy bankers is smell dead capitalist! State have send reinforcement.

No match for strength of Glorious State. Dog enjoy impressive funeral of common working man.

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PRAVDA: GLORIOUS FORTRESS STILL GLORIOUS

The motherland have sent more workers to make Glorious Fortress Wheelrags.


TowelBoy have discover hot stone! Workers construct new workshop for benefit of State.




Capitalists soliciting proud State workers! No casualties with capture. Capitalist dog put down during struggle; civilians rejoice!




Farm and workshop superior! See power of the State!


Secret project unveiled! Creation of Arena to symbolize struggle of working man.


Free trade of capitalism cause terrible circumstance! No coffer for worker, but abundance of cabinet.


1 year pass since creation of Wheelrags! Glorious Fortress and workers celebrate! TowelBoy retire to glorious wealth of common working man.